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What's it been, 4 years? It took me that long until I had a friend with paypal, but I've finally bought the game and actually play it again! If Brainos is still there: please god please put those old demos back up. I don't care if you hate them and think they suck, nobody's gonna jump the fence that is paypal unless they get a taste for this awesome game first. It's gonna do way more good than harm.

For everyone else reading this: The game has plenty of secret cars, accessible by editing your safe file. You can find it at
%localAppData%\TOUGE20201021
Setting it to 15 or above gets you the NPC cars and then some extra fun ones too, I think it goes up to 25. You can also back your saves up here, just copy and tag appropriately. There's bound to be plenty of in-game secrets, I can just feel it, so look around! (sorry android players, couldn't find the save location)

Oh damn this game had a steam page? I've been playing it for like 3 years and never knew that. I really hope you end up shipping it! Even this free version is super addictive so I bet the full version would be super popular

Definitely didn't deserve the one star that powerhoof of all people handed to it. Don't know what the story behind that is. I'm 3 years late at this point but good job, you sure made something

be evil

Awesome game! I've got a big list of itch games that I think are really good, just so I can throw it at my friends when they say they're bored. I really wanna be able to put this on that list, but it's a bummer how it's only for TempleOS. It's a bit unrealistic to expect all my friends to set up a VM for it lol. I think everyone would appreciate a windows executable, or a browser version or something similar

I'll understand if you don't wanna, but this question's as inevitable as death and taxes anyway. If it's not me asking it then it's just gonna be someone else :)

Good stuff, reminds me a lot of that flash game Zombotron

DAMN RIGHT

This looks sick! Are you planning to make it work on old hardware? I'd understand if you don't wanna do that, but it'd be cool nonetheless

This game likely won't get any more updates and I couldn't care less, because it is already perfect. It kickstarted my love for "hibernator titles" like it. Something you just keep on your harddrive, for years, and keep returning to no matter what happens in your life. Since 2019 it's been my ritual to pick this up every couple months, piledrive all the levels and leave the game with a minigun celebration, and every time it's been an absolute blast. Had I not stumbled into this masterpiece after being on itch for 5 minutes, I would've dismissed the whole place as "the crummy horror game site", and wouldn't have found any of the other sick titles it houses under the crust. 

I don't think the music's anywhere on the web anymore, this game's the only way for me to experience that BANGER of a theme, the perfect orchestra for this 5 minute gunfight of a game. I don't even know who this guy is, but I want them to know they've created something that's surpassed its peers with flying colors. Hotline Miami, SUPERHOT, they've got nothing on this. AND IT'S A DEMO

hey my game is lagging what do

Good on ya man. 3 things:

-The choppy anims are cool, but the camera's gotta be full framerate, otherwise ppl are gunna hurl

-Lost the cursor a couple times when using the phone, make sure you get a phat custom cursor on there

-I don remember what the third thing was

Here are sum cool bug pics

I feel like I have to say something but I have no words for this masterpiece

Great to see that this got a final release! Best of luck with any future projects you have mate