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For speedrunners, Pro tip: Spacebar also works to smash

jokes aside, BEST APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVER

Game Jam and kaizo difficulty do not mix
At no point is it clarified that you are the proverbial 'John'

I went in thinking John was like herobrine or some crap, and then i get my ass kicked by dogs that run faster than you can dash away from them and take off 1/3 of ur hp in 1 hit and that your dash, can be wasted while standing still. Amazingly shit game.

It's everything Ultrakill is, taken and shit on. You're fully expected to be a master of ultrakill and to ditch all knoledge of it.

I literally think in my mind that this game is bad, my dad "see's it on my face" so i'm not allowed to walk our dog. My dad had to make up a story that our dog can read fucking minds because your game is so bad. Fuck you.

Thank you very much for your time. I probably never would have figured out that I needed winrar to play this if you didn't tell me. The game was cute. Did you make the music yourself?

I have never used winrar before! In fact this is the first I am hearing of it at all. Thank you for telling me.

I don't quite understand how to start the game. When I download it gives me a .rar file, but not a folder that the install instructions say I should have.

Any help?

Not gonna lie this is kind of awful.

Best I can describe it as is going through hell, to be allowed to bang your head against a brick wall, then once the wall is broken being allowed to masturbate, but your hands are covered in poison ivy, and if you manage to get off, get shot in the face with a tank shell.

This game was not fun.

I can't even suggest how to change the fight because of how fundamentally bad the control method is. 

When it says that does it mean just like, Tea party... or Banquet... Because I spent almost a real life hour on night 5 and having to beat night five 2.0 Deluxe is not the first thing I was planning on doing after going through that. It was a little something else wink wink nudge nudge.

Also since I'm already here why is Milkamean the only character that's animated when standing in the doorway? Just curious.

You have to have already found every cow girl, the bulls will be in other areas of the city.

The game isn't exactly finished, if that helps any.

This game. This god-dang game. I cannot explain how much I enjoy playing this. Not even for the fetish or sex content, just the writing itself is so perfectly written, that I find myself unable to actually do the dirty. Imagining the scenes with the writing's enthralling amount of detail is it's own sort of fun.  I'm pretty sure I've done as much as I can in the r13.1 release. 11/10 I hope this goes far. Would definitely become a patron if I wasn't poor.

So, on Windows computers at least, the "seek" button is directly underneath the X which closes the game. Which caused me to accidentally close the game and lose my progress after about 20 minutes of money making and stat upping. So would be nice if maybe there was an option to remove it or even move it somewhere else.