Thank you for this blessed reprieve from our dark world, comrade. Never before have I known the pleasure of prancing around as a reindeer shooting fire out of my ass. I will be nominating this one for the Game Awards 2025.
This reindeer sure aint Rudolph cause he's literally useless. No, that red nose will not light into a great beacon of death and destruction to snowmankind. If only I could melt this snowman who blocks my way to the final cottage, I might finally defeat Christmas once and for all.
I am the current world record holder in this game with 75 seconds. The transition from 3rd person to 1st person is a little jarring, but I like the idea of playing around with different perspectives while exploring an environment! Now please excuse me while I go contact Guinness World Records.
What a great commentary on the futility of our actions in the face of death. No matter how fast you run, how hard you chop, and how many logs you throw in the fire, the end marches toward us like a slowly-depleting blue bar on the right periphery of our collective vision. This game throws the banality and futility of life in your face and demands that you keep going. Just keep going. Keep chopping wood. Keep feeding the fire. We're all survivors out here.
