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I guess I can't say aw shucks without getting folks mad. Is it a swear in some language?
..... Aw heck I can't help myself Aw shucks. 
seriously, thanks for taking the time.

Update coming soon

I apologize it is an early phase. 
What browser are you using and do anyother javascript games give you trouble?
Does this version work?
I also just uploaded a slightly new version so you could try and see if that one works

 

He is a great guy if you give him a chance.

Play as many times as you want. It is very easy. If you get it in three tell me. 

please only play once.

In way of an apology for the "obtuseness" and incomprehensibility of this game, I wrote a straightforward and understandable one.
https://jakobvirgil.itch.io/guess-the-pixel

I will have to look into that.
I think the best thing to do would be to make a function rather than just an expression that I use twice that can be typo-prone.
And to the compliment I only gotta say 

aw shucks

Troll is such a rude word. 
it is a jest, a jape, a lark, a prayer to the old gods as it were.  

I laughed I cried I saw my number go up. 
better than the love of my parents

Not everything is for every one. 

aw shucks

aw shucks

Aw shucks

Apparently the return button on the upgrade screen was broken for a week. 
It is fixed now. 

made it so you must have mouse pressed to see the help screen. 

I have another game to finish but for you and you alone The Left hand refers to the Moon will be my primary project.
I take your interest as a pure compliment and will get right on it. Here are some other games I made to tide you over
The Yellow Quadrangle
Count to a Googol
The Discord I just made for all my games

Made advancement a bit easier 
Made win screen.
Ate pork belly

The full screen thing will take a bit but isn't too hard it would make it playable one phones too so I should do it. 

If you hold your cursor against the monster he dies pretty fast. 
I will work on the edge thing. I can just click a button to go full screen but it is ugly do you want to try it? 

I just put up a new version before I read this. 
Does it solve any of the issues? 
if I understand you correctly I think putting a thicker border around the game would solve it. Am I getting you right?

fixed it.

Fantastic let me see if I can recreate this

added a few more body parts. arms. 
swapped when spikes and lashes come into the game. 
made things a bit harder ultimately but ramping up slower. 

Added sound.
Cleaned up some dynamics. 
Improved the tongues 
made the penalties rougher. 

Thank you for the clearly framed improvements and the compliments 
My intention was a incremental game the math is for an incremental game but I fear you are right this is a dexterity game

Kinda both I need to make legs 

l;mlknlkjlkfjd  blocked

Don't bro me if you don't know me

Thank you so much. Since I am a bit of an butthole and I do this for my enjoyment I like to give the player a mystery. 
Thanks for muscling through and finding the hidden mechanics. 

yeah, you got me. lol
Maybe today if I can get something uploaded that looks like it works

soon

No probs

If you wait a few days it might actually be a game

I will tell you when I got one. 

Not yet. I was thinking about it can you give me advice on how that sort of thing works? 

Not much yet the game is about reincarnation and cultivation.
Right now you mostly just die a lot.

If you have time can you check if it works now?

If you have time can you check if it works now?