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Even on a re-run, trust Hooligart to f*ck it up! 
I reckon they're already on their holidays...if they ever actually work!
And of course, we won't be given any extra time to complete the challenge.
Happy Christmas, Hoolitwats

Two reruns in a row :/
Any chance of something new/good?

@Hooligart
Does the reset button on sex potions work?
Apparently kinofuckter is pressing the button and nothing is being reset!
A ver si responden ellos, porque yo no tengo solución :(

Help! What happens if I press reset on sex potions?
Creo que vas a tener que empezar de nuevo organizandolas.
I think you'll have to start again reorganizing them.

Mine's not going past level 16 either.
They never compensate...

Me neither :/
It's been over half a day without a fix.

Please rectify this cheating, as I have now dropped to no. 6 in the league,
also reducing my reward from Mythic to Legendary.
If this is not resolved, I won't be playing any more.

Can't play Black Sam (Legendary Event Monster), therefore can't get the reward.
Tried on my PC, then logged out and tried on my tablet. No joy on either.
So I lose out on getting to no. 3 in the league and don't get my extra Viagra.
Also, the Colosseum started 8 hours late with no recompense.

111 days ago!!
And still no change to the Adored Ones ability, even though it was promised "IN THE NEXT PATCH"
No "Pit" coming soon™ (two years...) - no Pussy Market
No levelling up items (without paying)
Reduced chest gold from 250 to 100 without an explanation.
35 wins in the Colosseum to get one poxy Legendary Voodoo Doll (level 10),
and is it 10,000 points to win level 12 (Main Colosseum) - another 35 wins minimum (inc. level 11 = 15 wins)?
I don't know - I'll never get there!
It's becoming harder and harder to enjoy this game.
Make some decent changes, @Hooligart!!

Yeah, it's sad that Hooligart have lied again:
"The rotation of modes has become more dense - 1 day Bosses, 2 days Colosseum, without pauses"
Perhaps they're finally getting ready to launch the Pit,
or adding a way to power-up the toys without having to pay.
Or any one of the bullshit promises that they've been lying about for years.
Most probably, none of the ideas above. Don't hold your breath!!

I just used 7 Viagra to upgrade my team by 5%.
My stats went from 108k to 111k.
A 2.7% increase.
And this is maybe the fifth time this has happened.
You can't count. I can. How about an explanation?
What the fuck is wrong with you cheats?
Let's hear from you, Hooligart, unless you really are pussies!!

Can't access the tower (or my rewards there)!!



And you can all imagine how well the "Customer Service" button works!!

Your wanky game decided it needed to "refresh" (...fuck up) during my colosseum run,
reducing my applause bonus from 3 to 1.
Thanks!!! Twats

It took more than an hour after Hooligart's statement of "it will be fixed within 10 minutes"
An absolute sh*tshow with no recompense -
no extension of the event, no explanation as to why they are constantly so sh*t,
no compensation to players who waited for the event to start who were then confronted
by the absolute disaster of the new event launch - a total disregard for the players.
You need to be honest with us Hooligart - 
How is it possible that you make so much money but make such shitty content?

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And zero customer service (Just another button that doesn't work)
...A bit like their staff!!

Can't get into the Tower, neither to claim my rewards nor to get gold/silver.
Another classic fuck-up from Hooligart!

Thanks for making World Bosses a bit easier -
although as MattTheButtseeker said "why not make Fire and Water easier too?" - ,  
and for the ability to buy the second chest with gold.
All your other changes (updates) have been sh*t.
Do you (really) want people to play your game?

And your +5% Hero sex potion bonus doesn't get anywhere near +5%.
Do you think we can't count?
What a waste of 7 or 8 Viagra!!

Oh, and as for reducing the rewards in the Colosseum - 
another ridiculous mistake. I'm sure you'll realise soon enough
and reassess your errors.

Wow, what an incredible fuck-up this is!
Just looking at the Colosseum, you go from playing against a 8k in the 4th round
to a 120k in the fifth.  I played with one player against 5. And won.
Then lost badly in the next round with all 5 players.
Why not just bring in "The Pit", free ability to improve toys and all the other shit you've promised
instead of making this game an absolute disaster. I'll give it a week, then I'm off.

I agree with pwnplayer.
It's ridiculous to have to play against your bots every day, then on the last day,
to have the injustice of "winning" silver which is impossible to collect.
Give us some recompense!!

Thanks for your answer...
I'll be waiting for the free ways ;)

Hi All,
I'm happy that ButtPass gives us new toys, but how do you power them up? (level them up)?
Any ideas, please.
Thanks, KuntaKinte
Off topic but...

Hi All,
I'm happy that ButtPass gives us new toys, but how do you power them up? (level them up)?
Thanks, KuntaKinte

Looks like Butt Pass is broken again!
Compensation please.

Trying to play this game on a tablet is like asking Stevie Wonder to be your chauffeur... more crashes than you could dream of.

Leveling up on the Dungeon can never get passed the Reds. So I'm already stuck on Event goal 5.

Just a thought, Hooligart... Why don't you try and make your game playable? A*seholes!

As always, I agree with fappyking's suggestion.
@Hooligart
Is there any chance that you might listen to your customers?

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New event is on the way...
04th June, 00.00 GMT

NO, THERE'S NOTHING.
WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE YOU ARE, HOOLIGFART

Wow, I really didn't think it could get worse! 🤦‍♂️

Playing Coliseum.
Trying to remove toys...



Try pressing the "Customer Service" button, and surprise, surprise...it doesn't fucking work.
You don't really give a fuck, do you @Hooligart ?
You just take the money and run.

The game hung (wouldn't load) for the last hour.
Lots of endless blue circles.
Couldn't complete the tasks.
Lost 17000 silver, which would've helped me to complete task 45.
THIS GAME IS A FUCKING JOKE.
HOOLIGART, SORT THE FUCKING PROBLEMS OUT YOU USELESS BUNCH OF CUNTS.
Got to ButtPass 44/45 and your shit load time meant that I couldn't complete that either.

FUCKING WANKERS!!

Thanks for the apology.
Now if you could just remove the bots that "win" 
the daily/event rating every time, that would be great.

Hasn't opened yet!
Shitty as always. 

Yep, I mentioned this before (215 days ago)
and still nothing has been done about it:
"7) There are so many "new players" with fake accounts/names.
No-one is going to join this game and call themselves "MissMaryNichols64" or some other real name
even if it's in French, Dutch or whatever language you choose.
(real name, real surname, 13, etc. )
There are now 100s of these accounts, which are obviously fake"
@Hooligart, it's obvious that you're cheating us. Please stop.

Had to refresh at 10.40 tonight, (no doubt due to a bug)
losing my coliseum run, and rendering my players out of action for 24 hours.
Not very fair! Any solution, @Hooligart ?

;`)
It's sad really that so much is promised as so little is given.
They don't really listen to us either.
Last August was the exception when everybody threatened to leave
because of their stupid changes. Now they won't change anything!!!
How are you doing on World Bosses? 

When is it coming?

Slammed shut!
No chance to use my 2000 silver.
Effing joke.