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I enjoyed it, though tuning wise it seems that it may well be faster to save up for all/most of the next tier before ascending, which was at least unusual back when I was into idlers. Of course, balancing this kinda game usually takes longer than everything else! I for one welcome Earth's scaly new owner.

I was going to comment on the painful noise that played constantly while it is running but after seeing Retinas' comment I wonder whether that was a bug rather than part of the game(possibly a sound mixing issue?)

10/10 ending. Seriously, though, really good vibes, funny writing, and generally fun. Not a fan of the control scheme, though, especially since if it lists the controls anywhere I didn't see it.

That's a fun puzzle concept!

Great music and art. I might need to try playing again when I've had some sleep; my reflexes are no match for it right now! 

Very fun to smack enemies around that way! Got a bit of a Dark Messiah vibe.

It took a bit for me to figure out just what I was doing, but the interface is effective! Curious where you'd planned to take this; fleshing out all the interactions, or maybe adding other gameplay elements...?

That was hilarious! Though for a second I was really looking forward to him probing her dentistry qualifications. Great writing, and very on point.

That is devious.

Some of those combinations were great; The sprinkler callback really took me back.

I had fun with it, though I kept joe-ing out of bounds randomly(and getting stuck there).

"I'll have the soup."

I like the basic idea, though spacebar would probably make it a lot more comfortable to play.

I got it to work, though I was getting weird glitches where visual elements didn't align- this was especially noticeable on the tutorial, though it was more of an issue when I didn't notice(until too late) where the culling line looked to be above the text but was below it.

It is definitely on point.

I love the concept, but for some reason my browser really dislikes this one; not sure what the trouble is.

UPDATED: I got it working using another browser. Still some visual glitches but a lot of fun and great use of voice clips

As a gamepad-lacker I had a difficult time with the control scheme, but this was a very fun game anyway; the art and writing were hilarious as well.

Extremely cute, and I love the classic references.

I had a good time with this one!