We didn’t want to drag the game out too much, but I appreciate the feedback :)
I'm glad you came around! There are a total of 3 expeditions (there were supposed to be more, but we ran out of time, and I didn't want to use AI to avoid breaking the jam's rules). I’ll definitely be adding that screenshot of the expeditions soon. By the way, the image you see in the expedition menu was made by me :). The whole team also wishes you a successful career!
Unfortunately, there are no visible snakes (we ran out of time :< ), but there are references to them in the upgrades/expeditions. As for the description's accuracy, I don't know what you're talking about, there's dark humor and average gameplay, so it matches :). But yes, as you said, its a bit like an spreadsheet, that's true xD.