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god i'm so good at video game

aight soop. dearest soop. yoos is the only ones i can trust with the task since you're the only one in this town makin this stuffs.
this mod? top teir. ace. positividly splendificus. and the only one of its kind.
now. here's where the problem arises, see.
there's no big booty bug type pokemans here.
so there's no scolipede slappinin that can be happinin.
ya pickin up what i'm puttin down, slim?
now, if we could get ourselves that sweet and wonderful carapace clappin, now i think that would put this city in a much better place. raise the spirits a little.
now, i'm aware, the process will take time were it to begin, and i myself am a very patient person. i'm aware bringing glory back to this city sounds like a daunting task. but by god if anyone can do it, i know you can, sooperman!
for the city, soop. we're counting on you.

(this comment is not to be taken too seriously. absolutely splendid mod, and thank you for being one of far too few to make one like this. (but scolipede would be pretty sick not gonna ngl lie to ya))

why is it sad. i expected funny sex. now i am crying.

ayo how was that a bad end? literally the dream wtf

this went from "oh this is neat" to "this is anguish beyond comprehension" real fast

a checkpoint after the fire would save me so much pain

i retract my previous statement. i have gotten past it

how did it get so much worse

these imps are so annoying. the unpredictability sucks

"oh hey i beat a stage! oh nevermind i guess getting past one difficulty wasn't enough"

you can't fucking predict them there's no fucking pattern they just scatter and bounce and half the time you cant fucking avoid getting hit because there's no fucking many they literally gang rape you and no matter how you try to avoid it you get hit. fuck those damn imps

and not to mention the half second input delay

this isn't difficulty, it's bullshit

pro tip: play a different game to warm up first???????????

how. how was that the final stage? i literally stood still and won. what

final words: is good. 10/10 would suffer again