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Goose doesn't have any beef with the ROG virtual pet on my PC. Yet.

10/10

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (GO!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor man beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon

Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

---{ Graphics }---

☐ The 2019 remake of The Lion King

☑ Beautiful

☐ Good

☐ Decent

☐ Bad

☐ Don‘t look too long at it

☐ Foodfight!

---{ Gameplay }---

☐ Very good

☑ Good

☐ It's just gameplay

☐ Mehh

☐ Watch paint dry instead

☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---

☐ Rivals the Jurassic Park theme

☑ Very good

☐ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---

☑ Kids

☑ Teens

☑ Adults

☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---

☐ Check if you can run paint

☐ Potato

☑ Decent

☐ Fast

☐ Rich boi

☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---

☐ Floppy Disk

☐ Old Fashioned

☑ Workable

☐ Big

☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive

☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it

☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---

☐ Just press 'W'

☐ Easy

☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master

☑ Significant brain usage

☐ Difficult

☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---

☑ Nothing to grind

☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks

☐ Isn't necessary to progress

☐ Average grind level

☐ Too much grind

☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---

☑ No Story

☐ Some lore

☐ Average

☐ Good

☐ Lovely

☐ The thing that replaces your life

---{ Game Time }---

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

☐ Short

☐ Average

☐ Long

☑ The NeverEnding Story

---{ Price }---

☑ It's free!

☐ Worth the price

☐ If it's on sale

☐ If u have some spare money left

☐ Not recommended

☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---

☑ Never heard of

☐ Minor bugs

☐ Can get annoying

☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---

☐ 1

☐ 2

☐ 3

☐ 4

☐ 5

☐ 6

☐ 7

☐ 8

☐ 9

☑ 10

i froze the game

You don't know me, but my name's Cy

I'm just the O'Hare Delivery Guy

But it seems like trees might be worth a try

So, I say let it grow

My name is Dan

And my name's Rose

Our son Wesley kind of glows

And that's not good, so we suppose

We should let it grow

Let it grow, let it grow

You can't reap what you don't sow

Plant a seed inside the Earth

Just one way to know it's worth

Let's celebrate the world's rebirth

We say let it grow

My name's Marie, and I am three

I would really like to see a tree

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-li

I say let it grow

I'm Grammy Norma

I'm old, and I've got gray hair

But I remember when trees were everywhere

And no one had to pay for air

So, I say let it grow

Let it grow, let it grow

Like it did so long ago

It is just one tiny seed

But it's all we really need

It's time to change the life we lead

Time to let it grow

My name's O'Hare, I'm one of you

I live here in Thneedville too

The things you say just might be true

It could be time to start anew

And maybe change my point of view

Naw! I say let it die

Let it die, let it die

Let it shrivel up and

Come on! Who's with me? Huh?

Nobody

You greedy dirtbag!

Let it grow, let it grow

Let the love inside you show

Plant a seed inside the Earth

Just one way to know it's worth

Let's celebrate the world's rebirth

We say, let it grow!

Let it grow, let it grow

You can't reap what you don't sow

It is just one tiny seed

But it's all we really need

It's time to banish all your greed

Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed

Let this be our solemn creed

♪

We say let it grow (in Thneedville)

We say let it grow (it's a brand-new dawn)

We say let it grow (in Thneedville)

We say let it grow (it's a brand-new dawn)

Do NOT shoot the blue arrow. It will attack you, and your game will end.

If you do shoot it (press G for gun and press left mouse button to shoot), I have advice on how to escape it:

1: Shoot the arrow,

2: Open menu and press "Return to Entrance",

3: Go into the Hall of Fame portal,

4: Exit the portal,

5: That's it!

---{ Graphics }---

☐ The 2019 remake of The Lion King

☐ Beautiful

☐ Good

☑ Decent

☐ Bad

☐ Don‘t look too long at it

☐ Foodfight!

---{ Gameplay }---

☐ Very good

☑ Good

☐ It's just gameplay

☐ Mehh

☐ Watch paint dry instead

☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---

☐ Rivals the Jurassic Park theme

☐ Very good

☑ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---

☑ Kids

☑ Teens

☑ Adults

☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---

☐ Check if you can run paint

☑ Potato

☐ Decent

☐ Fast

☐ Rich boi

☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---

☐ Floppy Disk

☑ Old Fashioned

☐ Workable

☐ Big

☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive

☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it

☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---

☐ Just press 'W'

☐ Easy

☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master

☑ Significant brain usage

☐ Difficult

☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---

☑ Nothing to grind

☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks

☐ Isn't necessary to progress

☐ Average grind level

☐ Too much grind

☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---

☑ No Story

☐ Some lore

☐ Average

☐ Good

☐ Lovely

☐ The thing that replaces your life

---{ Game Time }---

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

☐ Short

☑ Average

☐ Long

☐ The NeverEnding Story

---{ Price }---

☑ It's free!

☐ Worth the price

☐ If it's on sale

☐ If u have some spare money left

☐ Not recommended

☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---

☑ Never heard of

☐ Minor bugs

☐ Can get annoying

☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---

☐ 1

☐ 2

☐ 3

☐ 4

☐ 5

☐ 6

☐ 7

☐ 8

☐ 9

☑ 10

Speed. I am speed.
One winner, 42 losers.
I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast!
Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast.
A breck-y could be good for me.
No, no, no, stay focused. Speed.
I'm faster than fast.
Quicker than quick.
I AM LIGHTNING!

if you put yourself inbetween a door while it's closing, when it closes, you get stuck.

Have you tried extracting the .zip file?

why is there some sort of search bar on the top of my desktop after i complete the second half of the game

When I was wandering around on itch.io, the home of limitless indie games, I was suprised to find a sequel to the smash hit game "Fortnite". I was intrigued, so clicked on the game.

On first impressions, the menu rivals the Mona Lisa. It has spectacular images, and it is easy to navigate.

You play as an unnamed character, searching for 13 tohou fumoses, while being pursued by a flying Sans. The landscapes are amazing, and I thought it was real. It made my heart pound, and they aren't lying when they say "the scariest game you will ever play".

Overall, I think this is a game that improves on everything from its predecessor, with spectacular visuals, and glorious music.

actually the slickest fan game i have ever played

11/10 would reccomend

best experienced with amd freesync premium

11/10 would recommend 

If you press "accept", it might help.

means very good

AYO WHAT THE-

the name qomp sounds whitesounding

wait no i just needed to plug it in and the joystick only works but not the buttons or triggers

hacks

save us

this is chaos

OH MY STARS THIS GAME IS EXPENSIVE

can you add more features for the demo on nintendo switch like a new mode that has a very hard mode and a  new sheild bar and some medals

the game is a racing game but with a twist 

I’m too lazy to make an update soo. just install the Spotify app

make this free on all devices 

just make an update 

if I do it on my school chrome book it will say: File not supported by Chromebook.

i tried and it did not work

can i use this on chromebook?

can you make a version of it but you need a ps4 dualshock controller? 

it would be great!

OMG I LOVE THIS

guys I played this game with a ps4 controller all I needed to do was plug it in and boom I can play it with the controller

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