Yeah, I know that maybe it's not the most intuitive game in the world, but I'm glad to hear that it sounds like you still had fun playing! I suppose that is the end goal, after all. Thanks for the feedback!
Just a quick explanation to everyone: if you make it to the "golden arches" at the end of the 3 minutes without dying, this means that you won! I apologize for failing to resolve a glitch where the end card that I designed does not display; I suppose last-second tech issues like this are part of the nature of game jams. Just pretend that it says "It's a win! 'Oh, the movie never ends. It goes on and on and on and on.'" In any case, huge thanks to anyone who's played; just wanted to clear up this mistake!
