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it lets me extract it, which I do, then I look through all the files and double click everything that looks like it would open or launch something, and the only one I could find that would launch something would only give me an error message

I did extract it. it wont launch

yes

I cant open the game, can I get a tutorial or something on how to get the game to even open?

when in a situation like that, jump, and then hold the crouch button while moving forward

ok so im not crazy... thank you for making me not look crazy 

also another update: kerfus works again, i just had to reload the game

it definitely qualifies to be on steam

i just feel like the game needs better optimization overall.

I think it would be cool if cameras detected entity movement it would make the camera tab in the computer beep and flash blue and the checkmark in the camera tab flashes blue too

You can say it was made up. You don't have to believe me

uhhh... my kerfus is suddenly possessed. I was just doing signals, trying to trigger some event or something. and then i suddenly see kerfus just cruising on through and crashing into everything while pulling the cord around the place and jumping into the pool. I picked kerdus up and turned it around and the screen was shut off. i could tell that kerfus detected a broken server because every time one breaks and kerfus is currently active it will jump in the pool and have a seizure until i unlock the door and open the garage door. kerfus shoved right past me and just wheeled off into the distance and instead of crossing the bridge, jumped into the river and floated away. idk what to do. 

my grandpa who is a retired electrician (50+ years of experience) told me about transformers a few days ago. I asked him if you have three transformers and one goes down, does the power go out? he basically said what you said. he also said that the reason that large grids have multiple transformers is because of this specific thing happening, to prevent total shutdown when 1 goes out.

Me after getting the ariral vaccine (I'm gonna do ariral.sex)

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I don't do hashes and signals as the main source for money. I exploit the living crap out of the wood chipper for money using garbage bags and wood pallets. It's a renewable exploit too! If you really grind it out for like 2 real life hours you could have like 5k points. I do signals as a side hustle, and because it's the main thing in the game

I like your thoughts on this, but there's gotta be atleast one thing to get you outside besides just investigating events. It'd be cool if they had an upgrade in the computer yu can buy that makes the transformers use less cycles per day. For me they take an average of 20-40 cycles per day.

At first i thought it was the source engine. but i could be wrong. Maybe the dev made their very own engine for the game but used the same sound effects as half life/Gmod as a place holder for future. 

how do I do that? Is it lIke a console command like ATV.reset or something?

put in garbage bag and sell. 

agreed. it would only make sense if you lived off of it. i feel like they shouldnt make food tolerance as punishing until like day 20-30

machine camera? i know about the security cams and kurfus cam, but ive never heard of a machine cam

they look the exact same, the only difference is the chinese robot thing has a hole instead of a camera. (there might be a camera because its china) and theres no cat ears or wheel on the bottom.

i hope so. ive seen hints at it, like the player model. why add a player model if you arent going to add multiplayer? plus, I think this game would be ten times better if it had multiplayer.

yeah but for me theres like 6 instead of just those 3

im not crazy. they legit look like kerfus, but instead of a camera, its a hole, and theres no wheel, and no cat ears. i dont want to know what appears on the screen

Another question is what are the entities inside the base?

Spoilers ahead btw. 

Normally the ariral should leave after thrusting your face into the ceiling multiple times and ransacking your base. So in your case if they haven't left already they are probably looking for something. And considering you're on day 4 they likely haven't set up camp yet. But to be sure, look outside the main window for any signal smoke. If you see smoke, that means they set up camp and are doing their thing

Thats why I live off of chicken Nuggies and mushrooms.

Why is kurfus designed like one of those Chinese sperm robots? Please let this not be intentional.

Kurfus is a little bit broken. I've only had to rescue kurfus like twice in the week I had him before those damn aliens took his wheel and now hes crippled

SPOILERS AHEAD

these Arirals have some weird morals. first, they set up a camp, once you explore the camp if you sleep on the bed, they feed you weird ice cream stuff while you sleep. it's funny how they offer you so many little things, such as an egg in these trying times, but if you dare take rather than receive, they will ransack your base (if you're hiding inside it) and kick you into the ceiling at Mach 5 

heres what you do. as dumb as it sounds.

go to the root console (the one at main base) and type in

Ariral.sex

yes i know this is stupid so far. but bare with me

then type in get.vaccine

i made bank off of tr_2 by bringing like 5 rolls of garbage bags and an item box. just pack it all up and sell it. instant 200 points

I see your crisis, and I'm willing to help... (with the garbage part) (no I'm not a dev) buy roll of garbage bags, hold garbage bags in hand and right click garbage piles. it puts the garbage pile into the bag, and you can collect it with no inventory penalty. each bag of garbage sells for 4 points. and you can hold an infinite (as far as I know) amount of them because they don't have any weight. but yeah, sell those bags of garbage en mass and it is much easier and MUCH MUCH more rewarding than tediously picking up each individual pile and putting it somewhere else. I hope this helps ;)

put this through google translate latin for something unnerving that I found while wandering around looking for kerfus

Diaboli campestribus

Redi ad unde venistis

Noli redire, et huius loci obliviscere

Non hic es receptus

Diaboli campestribus

I got a knock on the front door. I was skeptical before opening it until i checked the camera. there was a little egg sitting perfectly upright on the porch. will something bad happen if I take it? what will happen?

who is eepy?

yes, buy garbage bags and a item box. while holding garbage bags, right click the yunk. it puts the yunk into the garbage bag, the bag of yunk sells for 4 points. you can make some major bank off of it

My kerfus is stuck on a fence somewhere in the map. I searched the whole outer fence and found nothing. I searched the fence at the hole near Yankee and found nothing. So thats fun