Hero, a ship full of Her Majesty the Queen's beautiful whores has been hijacked by dastardly pirates! And you know what pirates do with sweet whores, don't you? That's right! Fuck them in all their sweet little holes. Hurry up, or you won't get any!
Get the pirates and get your hands on the new set of Privateers! Enjoy the beautiful sailors and try their brand new perk - Circumnavigation!
The Harlots of Her Majesty event starts on December 28 at 00:00 GMT and runs until January 3 inclusive!