I got the Cheaty edition but can't find a way to install in Android. Kinda feel cheated out of money currently 

Man, we have tips for Android on our main page, and on our Discord. I can help our players much better there, if you would like. https://discord.com/invite/CXYyXn9RwT

still just won't work. Could you release a version thats not external?

Can you help on how to turn this file to apk , because I don't found joinplay in my Google play , I only have zarchiver 

i just downloaded it and couldn't find any game file, just other data. I didn't pay but it didn't look like I had to, since i didn't wanted a cheat or gallery version or what that was.