Hello there, ladies and gentlemen! I am the GanttKnight, and today I have a very special offer for you. I have been working on a game that is absolutely perfect and shite, and I need some brave volunteers to playtest it and give me some feedback. Trust me, this game is so good, it will make you question your sanity and reality.  Hurry up, because this offer is only valid for  a unlimited time. Don’t miss this opportunity to witness the most shity game ever created by mankind. Cheerio! 🍵

Link to said game: https://theganttknight.itch.io/clickbait

Well I took the plunge.  Looks like I am in the wrong industry as being the development company was really easy.  Very soulless game indeed.  It needs a way to exit the game, and some kind of gameplay event.  Its really a button simulator in the end.