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Give my first game Baldy Dash a go, it's stupid af .. help a baldy get his hair back!

A topic by Freddie9inety6ix created 16 hours ago Views: 55 Replies: 2

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Baldy Dash – The Turkey-Fueled Hair Loss Game 👨🏻‍🦲🦃🧬

💨 Run, dodge, and feather your way to restore Baldy's luscious locks! 💨

In a world where hair transplants and trips to Istanbul cost a fortune, Baldy has discovered the ultimate life hack: TURKEYS.

🦃 That’s right—two turkeys are all it takes to transform his shiny dome into a luscious mane. But beware! The relentless DNA strands are out to reclaim his scalp, stripping him back to baldness and ending his run.. :(

This game is so dumb, but I think it's funny - enjoy!

https://freddie9inety6ix.itch.io/baldy-dash

gjoa15 hours ago

Hey! I love the creative spin you've put on this genre! Maintaining Baldy's perm motivated me crack the 1000 score barrier. Very fun!

I don't know if it's just my eyesight, but the background seems to move quite quickly? By the time your score is 300+, Baldy's new perm seems to give him the physical strength to run at the speed of a fighter jet. This was a little dizzying for me and made some of the higher up DNA strands (that overlap the trees) a little more difficult to react to than those lower down that overlap the road.

Love the art. It's a very pretty game! The background in particular looks spectacular. I also love the nice touch that Baldy's hair grows back when you collect the turkeys. Would love to see Baldy's locks grow even longer with more turkeys so that I can watch his magnificent hair blow in the wind.

Thanks for sharing! :-)

Freddie9inety6ix15 hours ago

Hey! Thank you so much for the kind words, glad you enjoyed the game!!

I'm working on some updated DNA that are less camouflaged, hopefully that will help with the visibility issues!

I love the suggestion about adding more hair, something I considered as well, stay tuned ...

Bless 🫶