Losing retirement savings and going on a pyromaniac rage - nice blockchain parody there! The fire effects were cool and shooting enemies in the butt was oddly satisfying. 

Haha, good job! Sounds and visuals were awesome. Complete able to relate to the loss due to crypto. I wasted a lot of time mining a coin that turned out worthless. I didn't go on a pyro-induced rampage but felt like I wasted a lot of time.

Congrats on finishing your game and allowing us to burn "empty" buildings to the ground!  I like your instructions page though I was never able to find the truck....

Really nice visual style and I quite enjoyed burning it all down! The first time I played the fire effects weren't there for some reason, just the sound, so I was a bit confused. But it magically showed up the second time I played.

Super cool game and the story and "Cold Blooded Killer" made me laugh! Congrats on a job well done!

I really started having fun as I noticed EVERYTHING BURNING!

I would love to at least see my score on the death screen so I know how well I do each run through. :)

edit: I unknowingly had headphone issues where my sound stopped working AFTER the intro but before the game started... so when I realised the issue had occurred I came back and.... well I loved the music and the screams, made the game even more enjoyable!

I relate to detective dog on a spiritual level. The visuals were awesome and your take on humour gives the game fantastic legs to stand on... or paws... Should prob say paws.

Detective Dog doesn't know what a Detective is. I find it funny how he burns down everything and steals because of a scam, oh Detective Dog. The game-play was nice and the visual style is quite unique.