Hahah, really fun idea. The artstyle is is really cute, some nice pixel art. I like how you told a story with the slides and microsoft paint :D I also had to laugh when finishing the game. Nice experience, nice concept. Good Job!

Princess with a bomb, 10/10. The art's cute, I love the health indicator being a crown, it was a really nice touch (for note it doesn't look to visually reset on death, but updates once you take damage. Just a minor fyi, it didn't impact my enjoyment of the game in any way). 

In terms of detractors, the controls were a little clunky, but that might be a personal preference, I prefer having the jump bound to the up key when platforming, makes it smoother to move. Other than that, I think the concept is good, the game is inherently fun, and I hope the princess is able to save her boyfriend because I was not good enough to :p  - Chris

I get an access violation and then it crashes violently ;w;
I can't rate, but I like the art!