Funny idea, the captions were great. I want - perhaps need - the thrown bottles to be able to hit Sakana.

The descriptions on how drunk you are were pretty funny.  I also liked how the beerdar highlighted red when you were heading closer to another.  It helped a ton!  But because it was so useful, I found myself staring at the top-right corner most of the time, so perhaps having some sort of indicator near the middle of the screen would be helpful.  Nice work!

Cool inebriation effect, I didn't know how far you'd push it.