I laughed after the first upgrade popped up. Fun take on the theme. The game is also pretty difficult, what was your highest score? Congrats on submitting a game for your first Trijam!
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I got to 600+ score and then just restarted because I was too powerful to die ^^'
I know how the game works too well, and I didn't have time to add an actual system for the difficulty to raise over time so you could probably just afk and have your score raise infinitely currently if you know the tricks!