Essentially, everything ecaroh said is spot on. Needs a lot of work, but not a bad start.
At least he was able to navigate the coffin. It never showed up on my screen, no matter what I did. Also, there was a floating feather on the top-right corner of my screen the entire time. Thank you to Cider for pointing out a trick to getting it on the screen. I was finally able to navigate around to the perfect spot to collect my Pacman pills. :)