Although parts of this felt rather... ᵗᵃʳᵍᵉᵗᵉᵈ... I think this was a surprisingly remarkable showcase of your writing skills! Had me laughing every step of the way with John Hololive, our main faceless protagonist, junting their way into a forbidden corner of the universe to be trolled on by a dangerous face in a crystal and an extraordinarily sassy rock.
Following along with her shenanigans leads John to share memories with the gothic girl crystal and rediscover many exciting times in their life, such as their childhood; a memorable uh, moment in history; a very forgettable time at uni, and the infinite grind of working for a paycheck that contributes to the endless cycle of capitalism! There may not be much in the way of RPG elements in this light prototype, nor further worldbuilding beyond what the archiver can cook up for us, but I think you should put those writing skills to use. Thank you for submitting! ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵉʰᵉᵖᵉʳᵒ 🙇♂️