This cracked me up so much :)
So, yes, didn't intend for this, but now I can't unsee it. I work as a copywriter, and we often have to churn out some random shit in super short time span to hit deadlines. Think a bit of that run-of-the-mill mentality seeped in here. Appreciate you calling it out!
Now, I have only one thing left to ask...
Will you forgive me for my sins, or are my actions irredeemable?
The choice is yours.