Heh, actually reminds me of a story my Dad told me when he was at the National War College in the early 1980s doing Cold War scenarios, but he had done the one he was assigned to previously and told the instructors that. They said to just do the scenario rather than recuse him, so on the first opening turn he nuked the Soviet troop assembly areas making it impossible for the OPFOR to meet objectives so the instructors threw him out of the room :)