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cogitoergosum8158 years ago

(cogitoergosum815) these things are more of a pain in the but than the 3rd diclension!

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EnderWitherX8 years ago

(MK2 Jetpack Archer) Target Locked - Preparing weapon {bow}


(Another MK2 Jetpack Archer) Start firing your weapons!

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cogitoergosum8158 years ago

(cogitoergosum815) *!givecoins 10000* give me clones!


p.s. there is only one jetpack archer :3

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EnderWitherX8 years ago

(Jetpack Archers) *shoot arrows everywhere*


(EnderWitherX) Ummm... no thanks, I'd rather...

!spawn jetbot2 X 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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EnderWitherX8 years ago

(Commentatron) *lights a cigarette and "smokes" it* Did everyone make their bets? The next human is arriving in 5 minutes, in the meantime, we'll present advertisements...


(Advertisement Robot) Hello, fellow robots! Having problems cleaning the rust out of your bodies? Worry no more, as we present MegaSteel Wool, it will clean all of the rust in five seconds!

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cogitoergosum8158 years ago

(Analysis-Bot #17) laughable. I am built from steel, not iron.

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EnderWitherX8 years ago

(Commentatron) That's why you're so heavy?

*continues smoking*

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cogitoergosum8158 years ago

(Analysis-Bot #17) you have never picked me-oh. I guess there was that one time that I fell over

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EnderWitherX8 years ago

(Commentatron) The human has arrived!


Name: Carl Johnson

Age: 24

Occupation: Gangster

Favorite color: Green


(CJ) What's goin' on? I bet these robots are plans from the Ballas! *grabs a MECH-10, and sprays lasers on all robots*


PS MECH-10 is a pun on MAC-10, a submachine gun

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cogitoergosum8158 years ago

(Analysis-Bot #17) WHAT?!?! A GUN?!?!?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! although, it would be interesting if we added it in the March update to balance out ranged vs melee weapons... SOMEONE TELL THAT HUMAN NAMED ERIK RYDEMAN THAT IF HE DOESN'T TAKE NOTES ON THIS, WE'LL SEND IN THE JETPACK HOPPER!!!!!!!!

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