This was a fun neat little game, I think the biggest problem (ignoring the bugs) is that this game is bloody hard, and for all the weirdest reasons, because it's fairly easy jumping and dashing over every enemy, the reason it's so hard is because enemies can pull of some crazy nfl turn arounds and kick your ass in a tight crawl space or the block you in a crawl space (mainly with roaches) and this is probably me being not an epic gamer, but for the life of me I couldn't figure out how to regain health.
Now this all sounds terrible, but I'm playing as a hand trying to get my creator his hotdog ring so I really don't care because I came here for stupid and I got that 10 fold so I would say you did a good job.
also the music is a banger so that's a big plus