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Da goat joe is here to rate

"Triangerl>Cube"

Having witnessed the pyramids of ancient Egypt firsthand, I can confidently say this game captures a similar sense of awe. The graphics? Almost as breathtaking as the Sphinx I stood beside thousands of years ago. The gameplay? It’s like navigating the labyrinth beneath the pyramids—complex, yet somehow straightforward. The story rivals the mysteries of ancient hieroglyphs, although slightly easier to interpret. While I was present at the construction of the pyramids, I can say this game offers almost as much excitement, minus the sand. It’s a timeless experience, worthy of any pharaoh’s approval! Play it—trust someone who’s been around!

I am not Emo :)

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Be honest, did the aliens build them?

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It’s a little-known fact that aliens built the pyramids, but Area 51 has been hiding this truth for centuries! The evidence is overwhelming—ancient blueprints, UFO landing sites conveniently near the pyramids, and hieroglyphs that look suspiciously like spaceships. Archaeologists "accidentally" overlook these details, probably due to government pressure. Area 51 keeps all this information locked away, along with the original alien architects! Why else would the precision of the pyramids be so mathematically perfect? Coincidence? I think not! The truth is out there, but Area 51 is working overtime to keep it under wraps! Keep your eyes open! 👽

Stay hydrated! :)

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I wanna recieve a rating like this from you, but I don't know if I deserve it