The false theme naming throws off unnecessarily in the beginning. And only just now I saw a link under it now that you mentioned it.
Many people just quickly check the theme from the main page to get to brainstorming asap, and as the theme sounded so fancy and unknown, it's wikipedia time!
And sure okay maybe shouldn't always trust wikipedia either, but it's describing anything but your detailed rules.
So this was averagely designed, feels like, I'm sorry. I don't think I'm alone in this.