DANG this game's crazy slow. I think what makes it worse in that regard is that any time you go back to something you've done before, the game goes through the entire "uh I don't know how to dive" chat from scratch, or the "oh no my eyes are burning" chat (despite wearing a snorkel) and OH BOY does that whole talk with her about diving in salt water take a lot of time.
The game in general doesn't seem to save "flags" as you go at all, going to the first level has her acting like a total noob. Every time you dive, she acts like it's the first time. Every time you pick the boob mushrooms, it's the whole convo again. Every time you finish the mission with the boob mushrooms, she emails you about her tits shrinking back down.
All of this makes replaying missions to get everything a huge pain in the butt.
Also the game mentions increasing the chances of success on the first time you do something in an area, but it only buffed from 5% to 10% in the first area, and it's still 10% in the second dive spot, even after failing plenty of times (getting real sick of that talk about the salt water too). I'm like 10-20 tries in and I can't get that damn thing to work, I'm starting to think the second dive is bugged.
To make the slowness worse, the game pauses if you alt-tab out of it, so I can't even do other stuff while the game's going through the 20th attempt at diving (oh boy, I could RANT about RNG. RNGesus and me, we're not friends) or tabbing out while she's swimming.
That said, the game's got style at least. Cool game, even if I don't want to play it anymore.