I would've added more background noise, but frankly, I don't know how to... Yet.
I'm glad the colors hurt you as much as they did me! I spent some time coming up with the most painful combinations I could without making it completely unreadable.
The Java bug was intentional, I actually had to fudge the error a bit to have it say "Action is not defined," and there's nothing beyond that.
Overall, I had a lot of fun making it, and I'm glad you liked it... and I hope to improve- or rather, make things even worse- in the next jam!