Unclarity of rules: It was a simple interactive novel so there wasn't much to figure... Except of that controls I didn't see because of their color.
Visual ugliness: Oh my gosh, my eyes. They literally hurt while playing. Also the arrows color was not visible on my screen, but was visible on the other one, very nice. Bonus points for that ugly game page.
Audio mismatch: "Sound effect" was great, too bad that you didn't add some sort of background music as well.
Unplayability: Game was so bad it was good, I had a good laugh especially while reading that commented sections. I don't know if the java bug (while clicking "pull out") was intentional (tried on few browsers, still there), if no I NEED TO KNOW WHAT WAS THERE >:c If yes - that's good because of the ruined ending.
Misinterpretation of the topic: I think that game kinda fit into theme?
Overall irritation/disappointment/cringe: Overall - very crappy, well done! Not frustrating to play, but crappy anyway.
I hope you had fun and will join future CrapJams as well <3