The salad fingers of ZZT games.
So imagine my surprise, 1 minutes into the game I was forced to play an entirely different game, beat it, and come back. Then, this game abruptly ended almost immediately as it started.
I agree with RT-55J's take -- this game exists outside of the plane of oktrollber rubric ratings, it merits rating from a whole different dimension, a rating it completely crushed. I look forward to the third entry of this game, e.g., one that is just an empty room.
Thanks for making me depressed about something outside of current events.