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mr cool, as much as I agree, the way you said it just feels... bland. Not trying to be offensive, just giving ya some arsenal to deal with the... lets say, "fudge brained" (keep it family friendly) people of the world, when you truly want them to eat their words for brunch, lunch, and the occasional midnight-snack, you gotta add flare (que little fireworks). Here are some easy (and fun) tips, tricks, and wows to do just that:

1.) fix-yo-grammar: (again, I don't mean this in any offensive way, just trying to help) if anything, you gotta add commas, they can help separate one idea from the next, ex: "let's eat kids" compared to "let's eat, kids" (commas save lives). after that, work on fitting in periods, exclamation points, and exedra

2.) pick-a-personality: now, what I mean by "personality", I mean lore, like "what are your actions?" or "what is your accent?", create an external appearance of someone that you WANT to be. for example: someone makes fun of my Templar costume, wrong: "well you're just a bully and if you don't have something nice to say don't say it" (it's boring, it's bland, it doesn't match your ascetic). right: "by the pope, that is such a barbaric thing to utter, God wills it that you still thine swollen tongue before it falls off from exhaustion." (it's exciting, it's fancy, it sounds exactly like what a Templar would say.)

3.) Strike-back: sometimes (albeit, most times depending on your personality) you got to retaliate, bully them back so they get a taste of their own product. as a wise man once told me "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that!" -Jane Doe

anyway, hope this gives you the upper hand on any debate, banter, and straight up trash talk, just always remember: don't let nobody slap you in the face and walk away, but don't let that slap effect how you be actin. I tip my hat to you and hope you learn to walk the right-walk, and talk the good-talk. 🎩👌

-Don #3