Why would you call this game trash? It's a clever take on an RPG. With a little battle screen and some extra writing this could be a classic. Don't give in to cynicism, this has oodles of potential!
I’m using the French form of Trash, which is actually a compliment. Thanks, Silverware! We have grand ambitions for this game. You will be able to ascend to the Astral Plane (Katamari Damacy-style), to have conversations with GOD and get clues as to the whereabouts of your STOLEN CAR ;)