haha damn! now that's a HUGE bummer that the game won't be completed!! i'm 100% sure with how big this guy looks he probably would've had the biggest balls ever seen. so how would his boss fight go? i'm sure it would have to do with the main character busting his balls, but would it be a certain amount of times? like 3-5 times? and don't be annoyed with yourself! it's pretty normal and safe to assume that more white guys/gals are into it! and i have seen in your "GPG Episode 2" there was a black doctor who got kicked in the balls by a nurse in the X-Ray machine. but back onto the boss i would've loved to see his eyes go crossed like most guys in your games when they get kicked! one mof my favorite reactions ever! (but thanks for letting me know!)
Oh yeah--forgot about that moment in ep2. But yup, this dude's pretty huge. The whole thing was meant to be parodying a bunch of classic games (Metal Gear Solid most obviously) and so this guy was supposed to be evocative of Bowser because you defeat him the same way you do in SM64: by getting behind him and swinging him around by his balls! I hadn't exactly worked out what you're throwing him into, but it would eventually break open the safe containing the jewels you're trying to reclaim (allowing for umpteenth 'jewels' puns along the way.) I guess the guards in this don't have the ability to show crossed eyes, but there would've been a boyfriend character and this boss at the least who would've given the player that reaction.
haha damn hearing the amazing plans you had for this game and won't complete is like a taking full force kicks to the balls (pun intended). maybe she could've swung him into 3 giant buttons that put in part of the code (silly i know but it's a video game so who cares hahah) and maybe once he's swung into all 3 buttons there could be a scene where the main spy still can't unlock the safe with the jewels but then realize there's a face scanner (from one of those spy movies) but it's for your testicles, so she grabs the boss and slams his nuts down on the scanner before the safe finally opens! oh? and a boyfriend character? would he have appeared at the end of the game where he sees his girlfriend? or something else?
also is there any other social media where i could contact you more about this stuff? i'm rarely gonna be on here now that i know you won't be uploading anymore haha
Oh man, the scanner would be great, but also the kind of thing that would add dozens of hours of animation to make work, ha. The bf would've appeared at the beginning (supplying the unfortunate tutorial balls during the opening cutscene) and then 'assists' during the second-to-last fight vs. the Boss' right hand man (a parody of the Psycho Mantis fight in MGS.)
Don't have any socials, as hard as that is to believe. But you shouldn't leave itch--there's plenty of great stuff on here (I'd even say it's a golden age for indie games.) You can hit me up at groinpaingames on the gmails, tho
ah, i don't know if you've mentioned this in the past but do you have a team or a few people to help with your games? if not i think that would be the best option so your games could come out faster. sure itch-- has some good games but not enough decent and comedic ballbusting game like you. damn he's gonna be the right hand man?! i'm sure the main character will have a cheeky one liner when his balls are crushed and kicked silly hahah.
ah if you ever decide to come back with creating games i hope you'll have a team with you to make your job easier. maybe if you wanna add voice acting for the man groans i could help haha. or if you need some fun game ideas i can help you 100%, who knows maybe if you do decide to come back, you could make a twitter and some other social medias.
Yeah, a team would be awesome--maybe even just a team to build some template/engine for BB games (then I could whip up games using it fairly rapidly on my own.) But I'll definitely turn to you for realistic grunts/groans when I need more, ha. If any of this starts up again, I'll do a better job getting the word out.
oof! my bad for the late reply but i could ask some people on the ballbusting subreddit if they know how to do certain things like code or something else. i'm sure they'd do it for free since it's a game about balls being busted and what not. if thats something you'd like me to do tthen let me know and i'll do it for you man! just tell me what kind of people you're looking for!!