I love the name and the main menu art had me laughing hysterically! It was a fun twist on the tower defense genre and would've been cool to get to the point where my people retired and I presumably got to adopt another child (?), I never got there but did try!
It was pretty laggy on my machine so could probably use some optimizations. I kinda liked that it was non-stop waves, you had to make decisions really quickly, but also it was why the lag was more noticeable and more annoying.
Great job and a great game! I had a huge smile the whole time I was playing it.