I'm really glad you like the idea! And I wasn't expecting anything to be added.
Honestly this comment was far less "a serious suggestion" and more of a "if I don't mention this I'm going to spend the next month learning rpgm in order to make a one minute long mod" kind of situation.
I know because I'm currently knee deep in twine due to something similar happening and I do not have the time or energy for another project like that.