Hey, the more playthroughs the better I can gauge where there is some room for improvement so thank you for this. I know the 'tutorial' isn't great (it was made in like 5 minutes when I was sleep deprived after all) but, and no offense here, you seriously didn't really bother paying attention to it and had a very rough start because of it. I'm glad you eventually figured it out and ended up having fun though.
Also, sorry but I can't not say it:
If suffering is so cool, how come there's none in Heaven? Checkmate, Christcucks! 😎