LMFAO that's hillarious man! I like your attitude and creative, narrative writing spirit! I'm still just sitting here thinking "wtf someone actually clicked on this game jam?" lol. For some reason I didn't think it was showing up when I looked for it on the Game Jam tab but I yeah, cool.
Now that this isn't some invisible little experiment I can brush under the rug anymore, I will definitely give it %110! xD
I may be analyzing this awwtistically and incorrectly, but in the case that your end disclaimer in brackets isn't sarcastic or "in character"( or whatever) ; of course I wouldn't be annoyed or want to forget a post you just randomly took the time to write up in such an expressive way like that, haha.
Btw, INFP detected?
[If you're not following that or are annoyed I suggest you forget that last part.]