Hey I LOVE this review thanks for all the awesome feedback! :D
If you liked my sorry version of a super awesome classic game you should definitely try out the game it's based off of. Making it for the jam was something of a parody. It's called River City Ransom (one of the best games to ever exist) it was on the NES, I bet you could find an emulated version pretty easy.
Yeah, the soda is very jank.
I couldn't get rid of the bugs before the time ran out, but since the game was just for fun and I can't be officially graded, I decided to upload it anyway.
So, yeah, the lack of item descriptions was part of the parody, the original game had many items, but not a single description.
As for the AI, it's not too far off (definitely a little worse) than the game it was made to copy. If I wanted to expand this game I would just code it and not try to use an engine like rpg maker haha.
Again thank you for the amazing feedback! :D