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(Analysis-Bot 2.0) *tab* I want to take a picture of this!

(Commentatron 2.0) *takes a picture of it and uploads to Analysis-Bot* Also, the whole arena is on fire.


(Crowdbots) AHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK!!! HELP HELP!!!


(Pyro Red) *grabs an axe and shoves it into one of the robots' head* HA! HAHAHAHA! *locks the door to leave the arena with the axe and sets fire to the Crowdbots* HAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!


(SWARobot) ACGHK! MY TEAM IS DOWN, REQUESTING PURGE IMMEDIATE- *gets impaled in the back by the axe*


(Primary Urgency Robot Galactical Enforcement, or PURGE, Spaceship) Target locked! Initiate purge! *charges up a laser beam*


(The Emperor) Good thing we have these forcefields... this is kind of entertaining.

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) SOMEONE GET THE ORCANEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Orcaneer) *jumps out of water* GROAAAAAAR!!! *gets instantly burned down*


(Commentatron 2.0) I guess the PURGE will have to do... CALL THE FIREFIGHTER BOTS!!

(Firefighter Bot) kick him down and take him out!

(PURGE Bot) *knocks Pyro down and does some sort of choke hold* KILL THIS HUMAN!

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) I have a better idea. someone please download a level from the experimental level editor!

(Commentatron 2.0) *downloads a level with only MK4 JetHammer Enforceptors. THOUSANDS of them* Now we watch the human die.

(Analysis-Bot 2.0) but wait... surely THAT many robots can't be good for the frame rate of viewers watching at home...

(The Emperor) THIS IS WAY TOO BORING! *fires a giant laser at Pyro Red* ugh... who's the next human?