Thank you for that WARNING, took a stroll around the house, closed all the windows and was ready to make eggs, but then the cheery music started, so I am now hungry while typing this.
Instead of breaking egg shells, I started on some red walls; instead of turning the pan around the fire, I was skating around a polygonal island.
Great game! I am envious of people like you, that not only make an amazing game, but have a well fleshed tutorial, and expand on their mechanics deeply.