Oh I am very familiar with Capitalism, world management and management theories. I have a degree in Economics and currently work for one of the largest tech companies in the world. XD
I've just been on the other end of the spectrum economically, and have done pretty much everything over the past 39 years: retail, barista, road crew, crash cleanup, construction, DoD Contract work (Army Corps of Engineers, Navy, FBI, Marine Corps), IT, Game Development, Program/Project Management...
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Well I certainly would have never guessed that, judging by your previous comment and the game I would have guessed a fresh college grad from a Leftist University.
So what do you have against Free Market Capitalism?
Can you point to any major issues that are caused by Free Market Capitalism and not government?
Here are just a few issues caused by free market capitalism alone, without government intervention.
https://www.economicshelp.org/blog/77/economics/problems-of-capitalism/
The root issue is that currency is cohesive - it attracts itself. If you have a lot of wealth, it's very easy to make lots of money. If you have no wealth, it's very difficult to make any money. This effect is compounded over time and generations.