Para: *almost at tears but hiding it**she is a Zalgiod, and as the child of Zalgo her father killed her mother when she was 4, right in front of her eyes*
Para: i dont have a mother dumbass
Para: *takes ur hand a duct tapes it to ur back* have fun with that mortal, c'mon Dante, Zoe lets go
Zoe: but shes so cute! can i keep her?
Para: i TOLD yew no more elves, we have enough, plus they smell bad
Zoe: okay that IS true but i want her!
Dante: if she was i guy id want to keep her, but nevertheless
Zoe: to laet shes mine!