me: :^
*now welcome to the regularly sceduled point in the day where me having enough of life kicks in my clinical deppression*
*cue me drinking bleach sloooowly*
*oh hey speaking of witch i tried to purposely swallow a lego once*
oh AND if she says the word Karen is offensive shes a Karen
Para: *cant talk to people worth a shit* yeh?
*its not ur fault at all, there isnt anything in thw world to apologize for, i did say regularly sceduled after all*
*it happens like once every week*
Para: well!......*MMmMMmMMm* whatever stupid mortal
*oooo elves are in fact immortal unless they die in batte according to meh fantasy manga super real D & D officified Ida approved book manual*