Bro I'm dead this is hilarious! In terms of gameplay it's a classic throwback to old flash games and I'm sure everyone would be talking about this in 2008-9 newgrounds lmao.
It doesn't stop being humorous, and although it's quite challenging I still feel like I've got a fair shot at winning.
I feel like the biggest threat right now is time, and you're not so pressed for managing student's lives. Maybe switching the importance of two around would better align with the kind of game you wanted to go for haha.
Great work and keep it up!