The game is fairly fun to play, and the difficulty was right for me (a bit on the hard side but not too hard). I liked how enemies popped up behind a wall before spawning, nice touch!
I believe the "random stuff happens to you" idea was kinda common for the jam, but I like how it's supplemented by funny dialogs. Although I feel a bit more game juice would be nice (like screen shake, more pronounced SFX, maybe some particles, fight music). Also, I think the sword is too weak as I used the shooting thing most of the time. Maybe making enemies weaker to the specific kind of weapons could help, or just making swords a bit stronger, not sure.
Overall, good job!