I will make sure to put an F in the chat for your fallen comrade. Do you happen to have an Android phone? If so, I can get you on a beta branch over there in the coming days (not necessarily for testing the issue, just for your own enjoyment).
My laptop was delivered early and I'm pleased to report that on an Alienware M15 R2 that the menu freezing bug is not an issue.
I'm so glad to hear that!! Thank you for your incredible patience, and I hope you enjoy the game <3