(Oh that's not everything that happened to Damien either, that's the SPARKNOTES SUMMARY.)
Damien glares at you
Damien:...yeah, let's go...
(We shall be so evil and only give clues for the whole story to each other 😈 nothing like a good cliffhanger)
-once you get to the door of the apartment and open it Max is there meowing nonstop-
Sam: -he goes to feed max, and max follows-
Damien looks around cautiously
Sam: . . I know now's not the time to ask but uh . . Where am I sleeping? should I sleep on the floor or the couch or . . Where?
Damien: You can have my bed-I don't tend to sleep much anyway.
Sam: i- ok then. -twitches- should I go to bed now or . . -lol s o awkward-
Damien stiffens and presses his hand over Sam's mouth
Sam:??
Damien sighs
Damien: For trained professionals, you're not very quiet. C'mon out...
Sam: .
max: -just kinda walks underneath the couch.-