Ha ha great game. I like your sense of humor. Jumping is a bit quick and slightly unrealistic, at least when I've dropped off most of the packages which might make me unable to see the platforms at times. Other than that I had an absolute blast playing this, and I managed to beat both normal and hard modes because I'm the best pro-gamer there is.
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