This is actually an interesting question.
When I review I usually go with 4, but depending on the situation I might slip into 1 or 2. If the game was really amazing I will definitely go with 2. If someone specifically asks for constructive criticism I'll go with 1.
For what reviews we like to receive: We're actually pretty open for this. 1, 2 and 4 are obviously the favoured choices, all for different reasons. But a 3 now and then is appreciated too.
At this point I basically have no other choice than bringing the usual shameless self-advertising. We'd appreciate it if you were to check out our game: https://itch.io/jam/brackeys-5/rate/927434. Just give it the kind of review you feel it needs (preferably 1 or 4 though) :D
Regardless of this, I'll take a look at Chad Flame. This looks like exactly the humorous self-awareness I love in my games.